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Date:2006-01-30 18:07
Subject:hey...I just got a promotion....
Security:Public
Mood: accomplished

who wants to buy me dinner??

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Date:2005-12-18 14:36
Subject:it's been a while.
Security:Public

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I bought porn for [info]myemmy (10 points). In January I broke [info]angrypossum's X-Box (-12 points). Last Sunday I set [info]dylanjc's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I turned [info]maddst in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In July I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-765 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
preferabull

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Date:2005-08-07 15:53
Subject:newborn kittens!
Security:Public
Mood: happy

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We named the grey one Wasabi and black one Mango.

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Date:2005-08-02 14:34
Subject:YAY!!!!
Security:Public
Mood: happy

New Kitten Pics!!! )

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Date:2005-07-19 00:19
Subject:bored
Security:Public
Mood: full
Music:TV

A - Age of 1st kiss: 8
B - Band you are listening to right now: No Doubt
C - Crush: :) Krystal
D - Dad's name: ?Doug
E - Easiest person to talk to: Krystal
F - Favorite ice cream: vanilla with toppings
G - Gummy worms or Gummy bears: worms
H - Hometown: Lincoln, NE
I - Instruments: Bari Sax
J - Junior high: Reed, Westside (nebraska fun)
K - Kids: rawr
L - Longest car ride: lincoln,NE to Tuscon AZ
M - Mom's name: Kathy
N - Nickname(s): Mel, Melly, MellyMel, Big momma.
O - One wish: to get the cream side of an oreo.
P - Phobia[s]: nojuiceobia
Q - Quote: "Im not horny, just pretty."
R - Reason to smile: krystalbear
S - Song you sang last: ???
T - Time you woke up today: 11 AM
U - Unknown fact about me: I have 29 pets
V - Vegetable(s) you dislike: cauliflower...looks like herpes...
W - Worst habit: snoring
X - X-rays you've had: pinky,teeth,back.
Y - Your least favorite person: a co-worker of mine.
Z - Zodiac sign: Chinese: Tiger! / That-Other-Zodiac: Taurus

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Date:2005-07-13 01:19
Subject:I don't know
Security:Public
Mood: mmmrgrgmmgm

I don't really want to put anything....for real.

I like juice.

and kittens.

Anyone want some baby kittens????

or juice?

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Date:2005-06-11 20:50
Subject:
Security:Public
Mood: hungry
Music:Tarzan!

Kittens! )

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Date:2005-05-29 01:19
Subject:You know what?
Security:Public
Mood: tattoo
Music:Showtime at the Apollo...damn Krystal.

I think I'm going to get another tattoo.

oh yeah, life's good.

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Date:2004-12-03 20:32
Subject:I am easily amused
Security:Public
Mood: amused


What The Hell Happened Last Night?
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What did you drink?
You wake up in the morning next to: dylanjc
...who is wearing: a Strongbad costume
...and rolls over to you to say: You disgusting little subby bitch...
...and then: zaps you with an electric cattle prod
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Date:2004-11-25 19:28
Subject:so full....
Security:Public
Mood: full

So if anyone ever hangs out in what used to be known as craptown (I'm not sure how many of you know that story...) aka, sherman oaks, come visit me at work. I'm at the Jamba Juice off of Van Nuys, by Ultrazone. Also, I know have a car, a working phone, and minimal amounts of cash, so if anyone is interested in hanging out in the near future, let me know.

Thanksgiving #1 down. On to #2...

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Date:2004-11-13 18:00
Subject:I HAVE MY CAR!!!!
Security:Public
Mood: cartastic
Music:homecoming game on tv. again.

That is all.


Wait.


My celphone died.


Thats really all.

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Date:2004-10-30 02:06
Subject:one of my favorite things mixed with one of my least favorite things
Security:Public
Mood: awake

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

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Date:2004-10-21 21:48
Subject:a word to the wise...
Security:Public
Mood: sick
Music:sherry bobbins

rain = bad



well, not always. just when it makes me hideously ill. although, I suppose I may have had something to do with that, but whatever. I'll still blame the rain.

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Date:2004-10-18 21:07
Subject:heh, I stole this from kirs.
Security:Public
Mood: happy
Music:aladdin

1. Describe your first impression of me.
2. How has it changed?
3. Would you consider me to be your friend?
4. If you could change one thing about me what would it be and why?
5. Am I approachable and easy to talk to?
6. Do you enjoy being around me or do I annoy the shit out of you?
7. What color comes to mind when you think of me?
8. Am I real or fake?
9. What is one thing about me that stands out?
10. What is one thing you would not want to change about

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Date:2004-10-18 20:36
Subject:
Security:Public
Mood: happy
Music:7th heaven

Kris just ate a whole pie. Everyone should comment to this.

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Date:2004-10-05 19:18
Subject:crew...
Security:Public
Mood: anxious
Music:you've got a friend in me - toy story :-)

So I decided not to do the whole crew thing. The commute is much too far.

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Date:2004-09-30 19:47
Subject:crew?
Security:Public
Mood: contemplative
Music:post debatey goodness

The question now is whether or not to do it. Assuming I get to keep all my holidays (except for spring break), and that I can wake up, do I want to add crew into my schedule? Each meeting I go to makes me want to do it more, but I fear for my time. All comments are welcome...

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Date:2004-09-27 11:44
Subject:super happy day o fun
Security:Public
Mood: balanced
Music:Green Day

Not really, thats just the subject that came to mind. Today is actually kinda a crappy day. My classes are spread out so I have these huge 2 hour gaps I have to fill. Oh well, it'll give me time to read. Yesterday was pretty good though. Saturday too. I am proud of myself though, I think I have found a nice balance between home and SD. Go me. I'd better go do that college thing I do sometimes...

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Date:2004-09-24 23:12
Subject:*happy*
Security:Public
Mood: relaxed/content/happy

I'm home!! I'm here for the weekend, and I'm really excited, even though its only for a couple days, its nice knowing how easy it is to come back. Its weird though, I already miss my SD apartment. It became home so quickly. I actually had a really great week getting to know everyone and I already have a little group of friends that are always at our apartment. Yesterday I made everyone dinner. We actually sat down around the table! (we even had vegetables *shock*) It was really comforting. I guess home is where the heart is. But I do have the tendency to spread my heart out to as many people as possible. I guess my home is just where I make it. While I can't explain that to Best Buy, its good enough for me to be content for now. And while I miss my apartment just a bit, I am way more happy to be home so I can barely feel the seperation of 1512. Besides, I left 2 of the 4 of my good friends there so far, so even if I was there I'd still be missing part of the crew. Anyway, I'm here for a couple days, mostly to retrieve the cheese and hangers and my DDR mat. That and to see the long lost family (which includes my mom, my sister, and krystal). *happy* I'm going to go to sleep so that I can wake up and continue my weekend o' fun.

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Date:2004-09-20 19:17
Subject:happy day
Security:Public
Mood: content
Music:mel and cc's sad mix

I didn't do much, but it was still happy. I got some stuff done, I learned more of the campus, and I got to hang out on the beach and fly my kite.

Best part of the day: I got my job!! I was kinda nervous the way they were talking, as if they weren't going to be hiring, but as it turns out, I go in tomorrow. I love Jamba Juice.
Bonus: No wheatgrass or carrot machines to close

Happy Birthday Aleks!!!!!

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