"I'm not horny...I'm pretty."

hey...I just got a promotion....

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 02:08:24 GMT

who wants to buy me dinner??

it's been a while.

Sun, 18 Dec 2005 22:36:12 GMT

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I bought porn for myemmy (10 points). In January I broke angrypossum's X-Box (-12 points). Last Sunday I set dylanjc's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I turned maddst in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In July I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-765 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
preferabull

newborn kittens!

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 22:53:43 GMT

We named the grey one Wasabi and black one Mango.

YAY!!!!

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 21:35:03 GMT

Sushi in a drawer

Piper looking confused

Tip-Toe being pregnant

Peek-a-boo!!

Sushi has some breathing problems...

Tip-Toe in her birthng hole

Piper sleepin on top of my Direct TV box.

Sushi's a cute sleeper

A very alert Tip-Toe

Piper likes to hide

Sushi!!!

lol

bored

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 07:26:51 GMT

A - Age of 1st kiss: 8
B - Band you are listening to right now: No Doubt
C - Crush: :) Krystal
D - Dad's name: ?Doug
E - Easiest person to talk to: Krystal
F - Favorite ice cream: vanilla with toppings
G - Gummy worms or Gummy bears: worms
H - Hometown: Lincoln, NE
I - Instruments: Bari Sax
J - Junior high: Reed, Westside (nebraska fun)
K - Kids: rawr
L - Longest car ride: lincoln,NE to Tuscon AZ
M - Mom's name: Kathy
N - Nickname(s): Mel, Melly, MellyMel, Big momma.
O - One wish: to get the cream side of an oreo.
P - Phobia[s]: nojuiceobia
Q - Quote: "Im not horny, just pretty."
R - Reason to smile: krystalbear
S - Song you sang last: ???
T - Time you woke up today: 11 AM
U - Unknown fact about me: I have 29 pets
V - Vegetable(s) you dislike: cauliflower...looks like herpes...
W - Worst habit: snoring
X - X-rays you've had: pinky,teeth,back.
Y - Your least favorite person: a co-worker of mine.
Z - Zodiac sign: Chinese: Tiger! / That-Other-Zodiac: Taurus

I don't know

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 08:21:14 GMT

I don't really want to put anything....for real.

I like juice.

and kittens.

Anyone want some baby kittens????

or juice?

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 04:02:25 GMT

Piper

Tip-Toe

Sushi

Sleepy Sushi

more tip-toe

Big Daddy

Tip-Toe's a porn star.

Sleepy Piper

Mouse palace.

You know what?

Sun, 29 May 2005 08:20:27 GMT

I think I'm going to get another tattoo.

oh yeah, life's good.

I am easily amused

Sat, 04 Dec 2004 04:33:16 GMT

so full....

Fri, 26 Nov 2004 03:23:06 GMT

So if anyone ever hangs out in what used to be known as craptown (I'm not sure how many of you know that story...) aka, sherman oaks, come visit me at work. I'm at the Jamba Juice off of Van Nuys, by Ultrazone. Also, I know have a car, a working phone, and minimal amounts of cash, so if anyone is interested in hanging out in the near future, let me know.

Thanksgiving #1 down. On to #2...

I HAVE MY CAR!!!!

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 02:02:45 GMT

That is all.

Wait.

My celphone died.

Thats really all.

one of my favorite things mixed with one of my least favorite things

Sat, 30 Oct 2004 09:07:37 GMT

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

a word to the wise...

Fri, 22 Oct 2004 04:56:14 GMT

rain = bad

well, not always. just when it makes me hideously ill. although, I suppose I may have had something to do with that, but whatever. I'll still blame the rain.

heh, I stole this from kirs.

Tue, 19 Oct 2004 04:08:56 GMT

1. Describe your first impression of me.
2. How has it changed?
3. Would you consider me to be your friend?
4. If you could change one thing about me what would it be and why?
5. Am I approachable and easy to talk to?
6. Do you enjoy being around me or do I annoy the shit out of you?
7. What color comes to mind when you think of me?
8. Am I real or fake?
9. What is one thing about me that stands out?
10. What is one thing you would not want to change about

Tue, 19 Oct 2004 03:39:09 GMT

Kris just ate a whole pie. Everyone should comment to this.

crew...

Wed, 06 Oct 2004 02:19:09 GMT

So I decided not to do the whole crew thing. The commute is much too far.

crew?

Fri, 01 Oct 2004 03:07:22 GMT

The question now is whether or not to do it. Assuming I get to keep all my holidays (except for spring break), and that I can wake up, do I want to add crew into my schedule? Each meeting I go to makes me want to do it more, but I fear for my time. All comments are welcome...

super happy day o fun

Mon, 27 Sep 2004 18:53:06 GMT

Not really, thats just the subject that came to mind. Today is actually kinda a crappy day. My classes are spread out so I have these huge 2 hour gaps I have to fill. Oh well, it'll give me time to read. Yesterday was pretty good though. Saturday too. I am proud of myself though, I think I have found a nice balance between home and SD. Go me. I'd better go do that college thing I do sometimes...

happy

Sat, 25 Sep 2004 06:33:16 GMT

I'm home!! I'm here for the weekend, and I'm really excited, even though its only for a couple days, its nice knowing how easy it is to come back. Its weird though, I already miss my SD apartment. It became home so quickly. I actually had a really great week getting to know everyone and I already have a little group of friends that are always at our apartment. Yesterday I made everyone dinner. We actually sat down around the table! (we even had vegetables *shock*) It was really comforting. I guess home is where the heart is. But I do have the tendency to spread my heart out to as many people as possible. I guess my home is just where I make it. While I can't explain that to Best Buy, its good enough for me to be content for now. And while I miss my apartment just a bit, I am way more happy to be home so I can barely feel the seperation of 1512. Besides, I left 2 of the 4 of my good friends there so far, so even if I was there I'd still be missing part of the crew. Anyway, I'm here for a couple days, mostly to retrieve the cheese and hangers and my DDR mat. That and to see the long lost family (which includes my mom, my sister, and krystal). *happy* I'm going to go to sleep so that I can wake up and continue my weekend o' fun.

happy day

Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:38:57 GMT

I didn't do much, but it was still happy. I got some stuff done, I learned more of the campus, and I got to hang out on the beach and fly my kite.

Best part of the day: I got my job!! I was kinda nervous the way they were talking, as if they weren't going to be hiring, but as it turns out, I go in tomorrow. I love Jamba Juice.
Bonus: No wheatgrass or carrot machines to close

Happy Birthday Aleks!!!!!

internet-tastic

Sun, 19 Sep 2004 22:59:17 GMT

I now have my own computer set up to el internet which is good because then my computer is set up. Obviously. Orientation was repetative, but I met about a million people and I remember about 3, which is still more then when I started, so I guess it served its purpose.

I really don't have much to say, maybe something interesting will happen.

so maybe it wasn't so bad....

Fri, 17 Sep 2004 08:55:09 GMT

I'm here. Yay! Kinda. I miss home but I do love the people here and this environment in general. Hmmm, I guess it'll all work out. I'll just have to visit home often.

I have no home

Sun, 05 Sep 2004 19:46:28 GMT

The people at Best Buy were mocking me. They asked for my address, and I didn't have anything for them. *tear*

I love the beach. I got a minor sunburn, but nothing too bad.

Work=good. Lead training continuing. James leaves this week though which is very sad. The whole store is changing.

I'm going to go find a cheap kitten now. Not for you Court, sorry. Maybe we can convince mom to go monday.

not to sound like an alchoholic or anything, but

Tue, 31 Aug 2004 00:19:48 GMT

I love this summer. Today I woke up, Kris brought us starbucks, which is a good way to wake up. Then I wanted to get my nails done, but no one would take me. However, due to Kris' laziness I got to take her car. That was quite fun. I had the windows down, the sunroof open, the music blasting, and I was driving 50 (the speed limit) next to the ocean. It was a very happy moment. Then I got my Jamba Juice, and got a manicure pedicure. I came back, flew Steve's stunt kite ( I forgot my own *sad* ) and sat on the beach drinking Mike's Hard lemonade. I am currently eating spagetti in my bathing suit, glancing at the ocean out the window every so often. Despite the weird things happening through the night, this little trip is looking pretty awesome.

I love having the anti-livejournal. Instead of using it as an outlet to bitch, I am using it as an outlet to rejoice. No worries, my time of bitching will come, but for now I am going to enjoy this.

...

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 20:46:41 GMT

I went to the Burbank Airport at 4:00 in the morning yesterday?

What The Hell Happened Last Night?
LJ Username
What did you drink?
You wake up in the morning next to:	dylanjc
...who is wearing:	a Strongbad costume
...and rolls over to you to say:	You disgusting little subby bitch...
...and then:	zaps you with an electric cattle prod

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